Ridiculous Vanity Products: The Neck Genie and The Nose Up Lifting Shaping & Bridge Straightening Beauty Clip

Ridiculous Vanity Products.

Over the weekend, I found myself doing some product surfing on Amazon.com and came across a couple of vanity products that had me scratching my head in disbelief that these products actually exist:

1.  The Neck Genie Neck Line Slimmer (pictured above).   Yes, I understand that the neck gets a little loose and flabby over time but can you imagine using this product, let alone admitting to even your best friend that you do?  NO WAY!   One more thing I'm sure of: the woman in the product picture who seems so happy using this silly product is only happy that she's getting paid to do so.

2. Here comes something even more ridiculous than the Neck Genie: The Nose Up Lifting Shaping & Bridge Straightening Beauty Clip.  I'm fairly certain that the reason there is not a person in the photo displaying the usage of these products is because no one would be caught dead doing so.  It looks like nothing short of a war-time torture device.  Are we really that vain to subject ourselves to this item?  NO!