Facebook is a form of social media that it seems people either love or hate.  Like anything it can be used properly or as a stage for a rant and nonsense talk.  This week, I took the time to pick out my favorite status updates: ones I felt were either funny, thought provoking or just indicative of life as we know it.  I hope you enjoy these!

  • Mets 10, Nat 1. Even a blind, drunk, 3-legged dog finds a bone now and then. Go Mets!
  • I keep opening up the fridge. Unfortunately no good food has magically appeared ...yet.
  • Question for today? What in the heck do you do when you are driving down the street and pull up behind a Dump Truck with a sign that reads "Construction Vehicle Do Not Follow"??????????? I've been sitting here since last night, I've really gotta PEE..................
  • Balloons are so weird... "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"
  • Facebook needs a I don't wanna hear your drama button.
  • Lily: "Mommy, where do babies come from?"  Me: (in my head...Ugh)
  • I am about ready to dump Facebook. Seriously, I think I am bored with it.
  • So glad that I haven't put my winter clothes away yet!
  • "The way to get good ideas is to get lots of ideas, and then throw the bad ones away." - Pauling
  • "Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people." - Martina Navratilova

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