Funny, Thought Provoking, and Bizarre Facebook Status Updates This Week

After trolling Facebook this week, I'm sharing my favorite posts.  You'll find funny, thought provoking and bizarre.  Enjoy!

• Dear Summer: You are cordially invited to attend this year's block of time that includes the months of June, July, and August. Please RSVP at your earliest convenience, and don't forget your sunscreen. Love, the greater portion of the Northeastern United States of America. (I LOVE this one!)

• Tickets for space on my Ark go on sale at 5pm today (sold!)

• If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there. (Yeah, but some are WAY better than others.)

• Screaming or yelling at someone via text or email does not make it any less offensive than doing it in person. Just sayin. (You said it!)

• Mmmmmm FREE Ice cream is always the best...(Oh yeah!)

• Preparing for 14 - 15 year old boys and girls this afternoon. I'm nuts (Yes you are!)

• The difference between men and women: I arrived home from the Farmers's Market, perspiring; couldn't wait to get off my sweater. I walk into the TV room saying how humid it is and my husband has a FIRE going in the stove...to take out the chill...I dunno...(I feel your pain!)

• "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

• Outlaws Won and The Stallions Won !!! Goodnight for both Oneonta teams !!! (Go Oneonta!)

• I came to a fork in the road..I took the dirt road and it made all the difference :) (Yeah, but I'm allergic to dust.)

• Geez (my daughter) is TROUBLE! Just found fresh/rotting fruit in her toy bin of fake food and then I went downstairs and found her trying to fish in our fish tank with a toy fishing pole! (Yeah, just wait until she plugs up the toilet!)

Who knows what insights and things to think about will come up next week.  In the meanwhile, "like" WZOZ1031 on Facebook.  We'll keep you "in the know" about our community and what we're up to.