I've seen some pretty ridiculous products advertised but this one takes the bacon.  Literally.  I'm talking about an As Seen On TV product called the "Bacon Bowl".  Have you seen this thing? Watch the commercial below.

My favorite part of that ad is when they suggest how wonderful it is enjoy the "healthy" Egg White Turkey Bacon Bowl.  Seriously?  "Healthy?"  How dumb do they think we are? I don't think anyone wants to hear the answer to that.

Also according to the commercial, they think they're taking bacon to a "whole new level".  I agree that they are, only that level is at the ground.   Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a bacon hater.  In fact, I love bacon!  I try to avoid it at all costs since it's probably the most hazardous food you can put in your body but it's one of the tastiest of foods that exists.

Here's what I have to say to the makers of the Bacon Bowl, "I will not eat it on a plate, I will not eat it on a date.  I will not eat it on a roll and I certainly will not eat it as a bowl."



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