Bacon Lovers, Your Dream Job Awaits!

If you are a vegetarian then read no further!  If you are a bacon lover, then let the salivating begin!  Here comes your dream job: a Bacon Taste Tester being offered up by a specialty grocery store called "For the Love of Bacon" in Guilderland, NY.   Who knew such a job existed?!  The Bacon Taste Taster will have to try new varieties of bacon and give reviews to customers.  No skill sets are mentioned.  Are you kidding?  You mean ANYONE can do this?  Sign this bacon lover up!  I'm just hoping they don't come out with Super Duper Hot Tex Mex Bacon!