Time To Exercise — Or Not

National running day is June 6th. You don’t HAVE to run, though….here is a list of some less common things you could be doing instead.

• Attempt to find your pet platypus.

• Learn how to fly.

• Attempt to find your pet platypus while saving the world.

• End world hunger.

• Eat some bacon.

• Save a flaming train of orphans from perilous impending doom.

• Watch a movie.

• Watch a DISNEY movie….(or ten)

• Discover that humans are actually fish.

• Go to a concert.

• Do something normal.

• Learn how to levitate.

• Make cupcakes.

• Read.

• Walk.

• Eat some potatos.

• Become one with potatos.

• Become a potato.

• Live life as a potato.

• Get a pet cat.

• Eat more potatos.

• Decide your life goal is to become a chipmunk.

• Do the time warp.

• Go on youtube and watch cute things being cute.

• Get sidetracked by watching more fluffy-looking cute animal videos.

• Join the dark side because they have cookies.

• Eat all their cookies.

• Call your mom.

• Go Skydiving.

• Have a computer chair race down some lengthy hallway.

• Get a private jet and fly around the world so you experience 9am more than three times within one day.

• Rent out I-Hop and have them make you waffles.

• Watch Television.

And if you REALLY feel like running….run to McDonalds