All of these people who insist on taking selfies need a good swift kick in the tush. Or head, whichever.

This young man wanted to take a selfie as a train was passing by at what he thought was a reasonable distance from him. He thought wrong and felt the force of the conductor's foot in his noggin.

Maybe next time he'll try taking a selfie in a safer place. You know, like the passing lane of the interstate or a tarmac.

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