Caption This Dummy Photo

Have you ever been walking down the street, minding your own business and seen something so bizarre that you just had to stop and make sure your eyes weren't playing tricks on you?  That happened to me recently when I was walking down Main St. in Downtown Oneonta, NY and saw the above scene in an empty store front. Of course you can see it's a male mannequin, but the poor guy is in half.  He looks very distressed about this if you ask me.  I think this picture is begging for a caption. Can you help us out and create one?  Put your caption below under "Leave a comment".  Please keep it clean.