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![This Haunted House Was So Terrifying You Needed to Sign a Waiver to Get In](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/10/Haunted.gif?w=980&q=75)
This Haunted House Was So Terrifying You Needed to Sign a Waiver to Get In
There's scary. Then, there's this.
![Pizza Hut Parka Will Keep You Roasty Toasty Like a Fresh-Baked Pizza](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/10/Pizza.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pizza Hut Parka Will Keep You Roasty Toasty Like a Fresh-Baked Pizza
Talk about thinking out of the (pizza) box.
![Woman Sues Because She Didn’t Get Enough Junior Mints](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/10/Junior.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Sues Because She Didn’t Get Enough Junior Mints
This woman has had her fill of not having her fill.
![Dog With World’s Longest Tongue Is Utterly Wagtastic](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/10/Tongue.gif?w=980&q=75)
Dog With World’s Longest Tongue Is Utterly Wagtastic
This pooch is tongues of fun.
![#MyThirdGenieWish Is Everything You’ve Ever Dreamed Of Having](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/09/Genie.gif?w=980&q=75)
#MyThirdGenieWish Is Everything You’ve Ever Dreamed Of Having
Got three wishes? You'd better make that last one count.
![Groom Saves Drowning Boy, Wedding Photographer Captures the Drama](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/09/Clay.gif?w=980&q=75)
Groom Saves Drowning Boy, Wedding Photographer Captures the Drama
This may be the only time it's acceptable for someone to steal the bride's thunder.
![Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/09/Fire.gif?w=980&q=75)
Golfers Playing As Wildfire Rages Is Pure Crazy (And All Real)
These golfers were on fire this round. Well, almost.
![‘Ventriloquist’ Dad Uses Bewildered Baby As a Dummy](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/09/Baby.gif?w=980&q=75)
‘Ventriloquist’ Dad Uses Bewildered Baby As a Dummy
This kid isn't quite ready for show business.
![#BacktoSchoolComplaints Will Make You Long for Summer Vacation](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/08/School.gif?w=980&q=75)
#BacktoSchoolComplaints Will Make You Long for Summer Vacation
The kids are going back to school, but they aren't the only ones unhappy about that.
![Couple Names Baby ‘Eclipse’ in Honor of Historic Celestial Event](http://townsquare.media/site/341/files/2017/08/Baby.gif?w=980&q=75)
Couple Names Baby ‘Eclipse’ in Honor of Historic Celestial Event
These new parents really got into the spirit of Monday's eclipse.