Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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King Louis XVI’s Blood Found Inside of a Squash
Scientists believe they have finally proven that a two century old, blood stained handkerchief found inside a hollowed out squash is that of Louis XVI, who met his demise by way of the guillotine in Paris in 1793 after being found guilty of treason.
Man Written Up at Work For Farting Too Much
Well, that stinks! Now you can be written up farting too much around the office.
Meanwhile, in La-La Land: Naked Man Stomped Out a Windshield For Some Reason
You know what they say: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. You know what they don't say, ever? When in Hollywood, smoke enough voodoo dope to make your clothes fall off and then stomp the car of an innocent bystander with while they wait for the traffic light to turn green.
How Would You Like to Be a Professional Fart-Sniffer?
If you think your job stinks, just remember; things could be worse -- At least "professional fart-smeller" is not printed on your business cards.
Study: Employers Are Looking for Drinking Buddies, Not Qualifications
Employers may be more interested in your ability to knock back a few cold ones with the gang rather than your professional qualifications, says a new study.
Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Wall During Escape Attempt
When one sets out to make a bold and daring prison break, it is probably a good idea to make sure that the old beer gut will fit comfortably through the escape hatch without first being greased like a farmhouse pig.
Unfortunately, if this seemingly minute detail is not tended to, you could end up getting stuck just like 224-pound inmate, Rafael Valadao...
Where to Find the Best Cyber Monday Deals — Dollars and Sense
For those holiday shoppers wanting a second chance at the deals they might have missed over Thanksgiving weekend, Cyber Monday awaits. And while there may be a bit less hand-to-hand combat involved, industry experts say that Cyber Monday is great for bargains—as long as you know where to look.
Woman Calls the Cops on Salvation Army Bell Ringer
Last week, one woman decided she had finally heard enough of the Salvation Army’s incessant charity bells.
Drunken Idiot Tries to Ride Crocodile, Fails
Getting cross-eyed drunk in in an unfamiliar place and then trying to find a suitable designated driver can be a painstaking task. No matter how tough it gets, though, you must always remember the golden rule: A man-eating crocodile will not drive you home.
Target Has Better Deals Than Walmart on Thanksgiving Meal Kits — Dollars and Sense
If you are still trying to figure out where to get the best deal on this year’s Thanksgiving dinner, industry analysts say that Target, not Walmart, is your best bet for coming in under $50.