Pro Poop Scooper Claims Dog Doo Shapes Have Predicted the Presidential Election
This is probably one of the most ridiculous claims I’ve ever heard but I’ll let you be the judge. Jim Coniglione, who is the owner of Scoopy Doo LTD., a dog poop collection service in Long Island, N.Y., is predicting that Mitt Romney is going to win the Presidential election because a majority of dog poop he’s picking up looks like the former Massachusetts governor.
Are you as confused as I am? I would naturally thing that if a pile of dog poo resembles a candidate, then that person would NOT end up being the winner. Apparently, Coniglione sees this the opposite way. Coniglione, who is a self-proclaimed “Turd Whisperer,” told The Huffington Post, “I think it’s because of the economy. People are giving their dogs cheaper dog food and the dogs are producing more ‘product,’ and that looks more like Romney”. Interesting logic isn’t it?
I guess before I write him off, it should be mentioned that Coniglione claims he’s been able to correctly predict the winners of the 2000, 2004 and 2008 elections using the poop predictor. I wonder if he’s so confident about his method of predicting Presidential elections to go so far as to patent it?
This begs the question, have you ever looked at your dog’s business and thought that it resembled anyone?